[Chuck!]

The pic's too small, and the rant needs to be directed at a certain few over there.

But will attract those who just enjoy this kind of stuff

[teacher]

Yeah, but I can still raise that oblisque better than you.

I read somewhere that the pyrmid blocks were dimpled with little knobs sticking up.
Know anything about that?

You want it fresh or a link to me splaining it two years ago?

What part of...

"I'm the world's foremost authority on pyramid construction"

don't you understand?

I know way too much bout this stuff.

David R, you mentioned sumpin bout linking to blogs being okay...

this count?

http://www.debatepol...645-post17.html

Man, I'm still stuck on thumbnails back then.

[O Rly?]

You will now be banned for advertising other forums.

Sucks to be you, huh?

Guess you can always go sit on a pyramid.

[teacher]

Now where are my virgins?[/i]

You really should know better by now.

Enjoy.

You will now be banned for advertising other forums.

Sitting around monitoring my thread?

Ever hear of girls?

Besides your Mom and sister.

Ban me, I'll bring my play to the next place, and this place can go back to sucking large.

What the f*ck have YOU done for this site?

What do you bring?

I answered a question with a link to the relevant material.

Got it bad, don't you?

[Chuck!]

Seen it,

Not impressed

I can, and will do much better.

But I don't paint.

And I'm too lazy to draw it out anyway

Use counterweights and gravity to lift it for you, and shims to hold it up


Getting too late
See you in a week

[Billo_Really]

Originally posted by Chuck:
Seen it,

Not impressed

I'm not sure how you could see anything from this position.

[teacher]

I'm not sure how you could see anything from this position.

Neat thing about new sites is you get to use the same jokes all over again.

[Billo_Really]

Originally posted by teacher:
Neat thing about new sites is you get to use the same jokes all over again.

I actually feel like I'm telling the joke for the first time!

[rem]

OMG WTF is up with the Right Wing OBSESSION with France?? They spend more time bashing France than Bid Laden (who's that, you might ask?). First les Cons go on and on about how insignificant France is, then they can never stop talking about it. Cons blame the French for acting pompously, yet fail to see how the pompousness is in themselves. The last time there was an obsession this strong, it was by Hitler's Nazis. Now, even Capitol Hill has moved on from "Freedom Fries" (do we elect children?). Bush and Sarkozy had a "heart to heart". But the foul-diaper whiners are still obsessed.

[Micajah]

OMG WTF is up with the Right Wing OBSESSION with France?? They spend more time bashing France than Bid Laden (who's that, you might ask?). First les Cons go on and on about how insignificant France is, then they can never stop talking about it. Cons blame the French for acting pompously, yet fail to see how the pompousness is in themselves. The last time there was an obsession this strong, it was by Hitler's Nazis. Now, even Capitol Hill has moved on from "Freedom Fries" (do we elect children?). Bush and Sarkozy had a "heart to heart". But the foul-diaper whiners are still obsessed.

Well, so what is up with the Left Wing OBSESSION of defending France? Care to explain that?

[teacher]

OMG WTF is up with the Right Wing OBSESSION with France?? They spend more time bashing France than Bid Laden (who's that, you might ask?).

I dunno about that, I pretty well split my time between the two down the middle.

I mean, they both suck, large, but when you got a whole country whose hairy women drink their cheese and call US arogent, well, that just calls for a reply or two.

Lettuce see how you weasle outta this: France violated the UN sanctions on Iraq.

Don't bother with the "prove it" and bull$hit like that, it's just a ploy, we all know.

Now, a question for you, rem, and your ilk, you libs are always droning on and on and on and on about how America has "put off" her allies, how know one likes us any more, Kerry was a master at that, but then next thing you know, France goes and elects a pro-US fellow.

Seems during Clinton's times of debauchery and scandle there was no lack of Uncle Sam burned in effigy around the world.

Same folks do that during CiCoW.boy's term and all of a sudden it's his fault.

1993 the stupid Arabs attacked the WTC.

Didn't hear anything about how we were making the stupid Arabs mad at us and giving them reason to join the terrorist ranks back then.

9/11? That would be Bush's fault all of a sudden.

See, the thing with you libs is you gots no sence of continuity, what's good for the goose is NOT good for the gander when it comes time for you beddwetters to fling mud.

And you are very, very, bad at it indeed. Equalled only by many on the rights inability to play this game.

Case in point.

This thread.

Why is it I'll kick your teeth in on any given topic here, and all of a sudden we don't hear from you on this thread (better called a my collum now?) anymore, but damned if you won't go somewhere else on this site and bring up the same damn thing?

I'll tell you why, cause you have not conviction, nor logic behind your beliefs, oh I know damn well what is behind your bull$hit views, and you know I know, that's why you won't answer my simple questions, because it leads you down the road to where your base, petty, jealous nature is exposed.

Because I back you into the corner of truth.

So you do the next best thing, go somewhere else and scream even louder, to hopefully more people in the hopes that just a few more will buy your swill, and they do, cause humans are much more easily swayed by negative emotions than by logic.

Now don't get me wrong, the right has their fair share of homophobes, Nazi's and religious zealots, and I wish that the world was in a state where the biggist thing on my plate is whether or not your Baptist neighbor Henry thinks he can actually feel gay sex going on in the apartment on the other side from you, and his biggest concern is whether his neighbors Bruce and Spencer have chosen to swish or if they were born that way. (Wait till I get to that one, turns out these right wingers on that bandwagon are gay, and not by choice, and it scares them, and I'll prove it with my standard logic) but theses things pale in comparision to stupid Arabs with nukes.




Now, is it that I just happen to be at one of the oldest PC's in the world (I swear I saw Windows 3.1 pop up) or is there new software on this site.

New software that's making it difficult to post images? Cause folks, I got some anti-France stuff in the wings.

And my Abe Vigoda image under Phylis Diller is gone.

That just ain't right.

[sciprofit]

Well, I'm not banned yet, lemme put a little more into this hole then...
Shot at 2007-06-28

Regarding POST #1 teacher. u r correct, 2 correct, that is W's real goal, but don't tell the world( islam). They are listening.Actually u r the only one to hit it on the head.

[teacher]

Well, been at the beach a couple of days, and believe me, better the beach than hanging out with you morons, but now I'm at a PC, at the beach. Turns out girls have PCs too. But this time gave working man some time to answer the simple questions, and he didn't, but I'm a fair and benevilent despot, and time he had. Time's up.

From before...

Before it's your turn, lemme ask you.

Have you read the WHOLE thread? This is important cause I build on stuff from post #1, and taken outta context it's pointless (well, except for the joy of your impending destruction) to bother with you. (joy aside).

Oh well, he had his chance. Lettuce begin...

Responding to hate with more hate does no good.

I'm pretty sure during WWII we hated Japan and Germany. Look how that turned out.

And am I to infer the rest of your post is love and compassion/

Its a juvenile way of thinking.

You would know.

Muslims (not the extremist that you keep referring to)

get it right, I say stupid Arabs. But I certainly get on the Muslims enough.

practice a religion very close to the teachings of Christ.

Wrong. They say they do. And you buy it. Only you don't really buy it, you pretend to buy it so you say that in your defence of your idiot liberal poilicies.

And many of your liberal poilcies are right in line with what the stupic Arabs want. Dead Jews. Yea, libs, I know the deal.

One of acceptance and tolerance.

Accept Allah and you'll (?) tolerate us? Did you just give sumpin up there? I'll be having my eye on you from now on.

You miss the point totally if you adapt an extremist point of view.

Kill the stupid Arabs that want to kill us before they do. Yea, that's extreamist.

The only difference from a patriot and a terrorist is location.

Proof you haven't read.

Listen moron, these stupid Arabs target Jewish children.

THAT'S the difference. We kill their soldiers, they sneak past soldiers to KILL CHILDREN.

Address the point loser.

So go ahead an make your broad statements through your narrow mind. You come off sounding like an extremist/terrorist yourself.

Blather, blather der de der der.

And quit with the paranoia about terrorist.

Paranoid about terrorists. As I understand the defintion of paranoia, it can
t6 be applied to terrorists. Cause, moron, they DO want to hurt us. Then it wouldn't be paranioa. You got some splainin to do Lucy.

That trick has been played out all too often by the neocons and fox news.

Show me where you've heard the freash I bring in this thread before by Fox or the neocons.

Keep people in fear and they will do anything. [/color]

Like post once in my thread then sneak back as a guest to read?

[color="#FF0000"]I highly doubt that you are a teacher. Not in a school anyhow.

Where have I said I'm a school teacher? Funny thing about you libs is you get so frazzled and upset with me you desperatly reach for anything, things you WANT to be true, to try and tear me down, and all you do in the end is look stupider. Which frankly (no Frank, I wasn't talking to you, and why your parents gave you the middle name of Lee I'll never understand) is quite the feat.

Your views are so misguided and you react before thinking.
Easy to say. Show me EXACTLY where I'm misguided.

Yea, I don't think, good one.

You know people teach because they enjoy the power.
What a jaded view of life you have. Some teach because they want to help.

See how much of yourself you give away in one sentence? What a wretched existance it must be to look at everything like you do.

Well your class has been adjourned. Lesson is over.
Good luck with that.

Your views are comical at best.

Why thank you.




And now we can't quote often? What's the reasoning behind that?

[teacher]

And here they are. Like flies on sticky paper.

I hate to inform you but you are simply a 'spelling whore'.

So, at another place, one of my cohorts came up with this...



he goes by the name of WI Crippler.

Not bad, eh?

I'm a baaad influence.

[teacher]

Your answer was better than I thought it would be.

Testing teacher now, are we? Listen MA, I got this stuff in my hip pocket, if I mention it, rest assured I gots the rest covered.

Look around.

I'm not prone to speaking outta my azz.

That's about 5% of it.

In a way, sure; from my viewpoint, I gave the 100% jist of it, quick like.

[teacher]

You will now be banned for advertising other forums.

How's that working out for you?

Look, yea, I did that, and it's still up there, and I'm still here.

What does that tell you?

[teacher]

Regarding POST #1 teacher. u r correct, 2 correct, that is W's real goal, but don't tell the world( islam). They are listening.

Ah, that's just the first post, and it builds from there. It gets better, and I'm FAR from "Done".

Actually u r the only one to hit it on the head.

Why thank you.

But there is a tad more going on in this thread.

So, no bites on the fall of the WTC? Smart, you don't want to get handed your azz. (Not you sci, just talking to the morons now).

I was thinking about a rant on invisible planes, and just how The Mighty US of A owns this arena of war.

Instead I'm gonna go brew myself.

[Micajah]

I dunno about that, I pretty well split my time between the two down the middle.

I mean, they both suck, large, but when you got a whole country whose hairy women drink their cheese and call US arogent, well, that just calls for a reply or two.

Lettuce see how you weasle outta this: France violated the UN sanctions on Iraq.

Don't bother with the "prove it" and bull$hit like that, it's just a ploy, we all know.

Now, a question for you, rem, and your ilk, you libs are always droning on and on and on and on about how America has "put off" her allies, how know one likes us any more, Kerry was a master at that, but then next thing you know, France goes and elects a pro-US fellow.

Seems during Clinton's times of debauchery and scandle there was no lack of Uncle Sam burned in effigy around the world.

Same folks do that during CiCoW.boy's term and all of a sudden it's his fault.

1993 the stupid Arabs attacked the WTC.

Didn't hear anything about how we were making the stupid Arabs mad at us and giving them reason to join the terrorist ranks back then.

9/11? That would be Bush's fault all of a sudden.

See, the thing with you libs is you gots no sence of continuity, what's good for the goose is NOT good for the gander when it comes time for you beddwetters to fling mud.

And you are very, very, bad at it indeed. Equalled only by many on the rights inability to play this game.

Case in point.

This thread.

Why is it I'll kick your teeth in on any given topic here, and all of a sudden we don't hear from you on this thread (better called a my collum now?) anymore, but damned if you won't go somewhere else on this site and bring up the same damn thing?

I'll tell you why, cause you have not conviction, nor logic behind your beliefs, oh I know damn well what is behind your bull$hit views, and you know I know, that's why you won't answer my simple questions, because it leads you down the road to where your base, petty, jealous nature is exposed.

Because I back you into the corner of truth.

So you do the next best thing, go somewhere else and scream even louder, to hopefully more people in the hopes that just a few more will buy your swill, and they do, cause humans are much more easily swayed by negative emotions than by logic.

Now don't get me wrong, the right has their fair share of homophobes, Nazi's and religious zealots, and I wish that the world was in a state where the biggist thing on my plate is whether or not your Baptist neighbor Henry thinks he can actually feel gay sex going on in the apartment on the other side from you, and his biggest concern is whether his neighbors Bruce and Spencer have chosen to swish or if they were born that way. (Wait till I get to that one, turns out these right wingers on that bandwagon are gay, and not by choice, and it scares them, and I'll prove it with my standard logic) but theses things pale in comparision to stupid Arabs with nukes.
Now, is it that I just happen to be at one of the oldest PC's in the world (I swear I saw Windows 3.1 pop up) or is there new software on this site.

New software that's making it difficult to post images? Cause folks, I got some anti-France stuff in the wings.

And my Abe Vigoda image under Phylis Diller is gone.

That just ain't right.

Damn. To be ten years younger and have your kind of energy. Heee.....heee.....heee.....your comments sure do make me laugh. It gives me great pleasure to see a great smackdown. I've never seen your equal.

[Micajah]

So, at another place, one of my cohorts came up with this...



he goes by the name of WI Crippler.

Not bad, eh?

I'm a baaad influence.

Yeah. Not bad at all. I'd say it was excellent. WIC has a real tallent.

[Chuck!]

And it gets better

Hey teach, I'm back. Ever get that oblisk raised?
Five days on the Ohio River, working on a twenty-five tone shuttle conveyor, 90 feet up in the air, while the are still finishing the building above us.

See? I move things too.

Gotta picture and a rant for me?

I'll start practicing my hyperlinks

[teacher]

Damn. To be ten years younger and have your kind of energy.

Damn. To be ten years older and be able to claim Alzheimers...(sorry didn't notice my robe fell open there).

It gives me great pleasure to see a great smackdown. I've never seen your equal.


Why thank you. I'd like to be able to claim talent coupled with hard work, but alas, it's genetics, my family tree...

[O Rly?]

How's that working out for you?

Look, yea, I did that, and it's still up there, and I'm still here.

What does that tell you?

Uhh....you're fellating the owner?

[Billo_Really]

Originally posted by Zyphillin in the Funeral Thread:
Wow. I actually came down here to see what wacky things teacher was up to as he was one of the main reasons I kept coming to this site...and then I saw this.

Is it even known why he was banned. Sad sad times. My first real experience on this forum was reading the 9/11 conspiracy thread and laughing my *** off as he schooled one person after another.

Can't believe I agree with Billo on something

This just popped up the other day. Just passing on the message.

[teacher]

This is a repost of a thread, well, bits at a time, I started a couple of years ago that died. Cuase I take both parties to task.

So like everything else I do, I fiqured I'd just keep harping on it. Beat it into the ground, then double my efforts.

After all, I'm only here for three reasons.

1. Annoy people.
The Duece. Ammuse myself.
Craps. Spread the gospel of pyramid construction.

Begin...




I'm a heart a Libertatian.

I am the only Libertarian here that I have seen. One guy claimed to be and even made that his name. I took him to the wood shed.

Now there are two kinds of Libertarian. Those with the motto: "If it doesn't harm anyone else then it sould be legel".

And the other kind: Similar motto but with SOME logical exceptions.

On this thread I will post every so often. When I feel that point has ran it's course , I will add another post.
I will make two statements of MY political beliefs. One pro conservative. One pro liberal. Or against, however it works out.

For an example: "I hate clowns, but I love red round rubber ball noses."

The point I will try to make here is how can so many be in complete agreement with the Democrats or Republicans. It astounds me. Leads me to believe that most peoples political leanings comes from someone else. My opinion is that the Libertarian Party, (not the nut case side of them) takes the best of both main parties and throws out the trash. Logic, I feel, prevails.

Some of my posts will be two side of the same coin"
I like the circus, but I'm afraid of clowns.
Or not:
I like the circus. I hate crowds.

Don't try to "read" anything into these. I'm just saying, "Where's my party".

Once one subject is explored we will drop it and go to the next. Leave the old alone please. These threads have a way off getting off topic.

If there are those who don't wanna play by the rules, I implore the rest to chastise them, and ignore their comments. I put this in The Basement because we get to say what we think, and guests don't get to view them. And it's close to the monkey pens.

I will post my two view points. (One pro liberal, one pro conservative). I may or may not extrapolate. Then it's up to you to debate the two given points. Please folks if this is to suceed I need your cooperation. You think I'm a dic*k? Then go say so on the Top Ten thread. Part of it is teacher abuse, given or taken.

Class in session.



Topic #1. Taxes.


Pro Conservative: I don't think anyone should pay a higher percentage of income tax than any other.

Pro Liberal: The rich can afford to pay more, after all, they have more.

Answer: Consumption tax. Food is exempt. First 10k or 20k is rebateable. You are only taxed on what you spend. The rich spend WAY more. No don't bring all the usual arguments here, stick with the topic. I, teacher, of the massive brain, want to learn.

Why doesn't the libs or cons want this? Takes away the power over the taxpayer.

Think about it people. Even if you make your money on the side, you still have to buy stuff.

[teacher]

Uhh....you're fellating the owner?

Now, I like a good insult as much as the next guy, but is it too much to ask to couple an insult with sumpin solid?